All 700 of the Duggars (or however many there are) and the rest of their kooky cult prayed and prayed to God for a worthy distraction from all the news about Josh’s molestation charges/not charges and child abuse. And God saw Michelle’s empty, vapid stare and smiled.

Some key quotes that pertain to Jon’s death/foreshadow his return from this season...

They could cancel their subscription.

Hmm what does White Kara think though

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

Would YOU wanna be the person who questioned the racial credentials of the new president of your NAACP chapter? How bad would you look if you were wrong? I think there was plenty of talk but no one wanted to be that person who asked her if she was really black.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Even when they’re in the right, these guys are raging dickheads. I want to be on their side here, they’re up against jag offs who threw water balloons at people for no good reason. This should be an easy time to pick sides. And yet, the off-duty cops (I assume) are screaming at people and pinning people the asphalt?…

As are most Minneapolitans, I am absolutely giddy with schadenfreude every time one of these douche-mobiles hits the curb and spills its passengers. p.s. Minnesota Nice is just thinly-veiled, it’s-too-fucking-cold-to-get-worked-up passive agressiveness.

On the one hand: anyone who makes a Facebook page about something harmless they hate probably deserves to get fucked up.

Solution:

I tried to think of a funny quip for this, but all I could come up with was an actual, real-life question...do off-duty cops from another jurisdiction even have authority to arrest people like this?

Cyclists and cops - two groups that often think they are above the law and are loved only by their own kind.

the beer-fueled passengers of that third jitney jumped off their stools and went all police-state on the unsuspecting PedalPub haters.

Nope, the real tragedy is the inherent use of portrait mode while shooting videos. I’m not racist, but someone needs to teach white people what everyone on WSHH knows: If you want your marginally violent video to go viral you’ve gotta use landscape mode. But I guess their ignorance about these kinds of things is to be…

The only problem with them, is somehow they’re allowed to use public roads, main arterials even, going 5 MPH.

this is hilarious and awful