Nick Bodell

It’s okay, Heidi. I vomit in my mouth a little bit whenever the Cardinals are mentioned, too.

“Don’t worry, coach. Layne, Lane and Layne are on it.”

Yep, more than half the names here show the names ending in “n” trend is alive and well.

Key and Peele need to do an East-West Bowl skit for this shit.

I pray that Constandino beats the shit out of everyone else.

Is it Brecon like “reckon” or Brecon like “Recon”?

Raiden?

Honorable mentions: Breckenridge, Dunkyn, Kai, Jaymes, Aeren, Xanthippe, Tymothee, Voldemort, Rokky, Coop3r, Flaxon and Cordell Broadus

“Kaeden, get over here!”

Everything you know is a lie, it’s all on that scorecard if you’re not too stupid to look.

I’m just happy Stevie Wonder was able to see it.

According to the card, they’re also officially fighting for the “Weleterweight” titles, so...congratulations, Manny, I guess.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Clips are trolling. Somewhere, The 69 Boyz are waiting by the phone.

I thought only Timberwolves games did that.

This is some real high-school level bullshit.

The rain delay outside Wrigley’s bathrooms was much worse.

"We have been getting our tickets stamped and leaving the stadium to piss across the street. That’s takes 5 minutes compared to waiting 45 minutes for the bathroom."

As a Cubs fan I am accustomed to waiting. Usually until next year.