Yeah, I'm with Phil. I think he's a loony toon.

I don't know - I think Adrian Peterson is completely delusional. I'm sure part of it is the commission, but the longer this goes on and the more Peterson speaks, it seems like Peterson has some mental issues. He seems like he totally believes that whatever he does is right, regardless, and that everyone should bend to…

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

It's actually from all the excessive masturbation.

I had a guy tell me to smile, it's not so bad once.

What I like is that it catches how the person saying it has no damned context for why your expression is like that, or that you might have been laughing with your friend 10 seconds earlier, but somehow feels important enough to you to intrude upon your life, discussion, contemplation of what you want to make for…

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OK So I've scrolled through the comments and I haven't seen it yet:

THIS IS WHY WE NEED INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM. Sorry for the caps, but this kind of case DESERVES to be looked at and reported on as if under a microscope. Little snippets of information in tv soundbites and the subsequent social media outrage doesn't lead to lasting change like a well-researched article can.

This series by the Times and Hardy — which should win a Pulitzer — is going to lead, I believe, to a very very quick change in that law. It has to. This. Shit. Is. Fucked.

Everything about this story makes me livid, starting with their wanting to separate a family because "Marsha and I always planned to have five children". These abominations would split up traumatized siblings because it didn't conveniently fit in to their plans. That should have absolutely been a red flag right from…

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

Dear State of Arkansas: file child abuse charges against these scumbags posthaste, because isolating a child for hours on end IS abuse.

Way to screw up her birthday forever after the divorce.

I did. We are good now. He gets it.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

This, for one:

...they use to puncture holes in the shells of, say, crabs, or mollusks, or babies, or whatever else they want to eat at the time. They then inject venom into their prey, causing paralysis. And then they eat their prey alive by sucking out their innards. We're calling it Keeping Up With The Kardashians.