The Mets are garbage, but not sending this greedy dad free stuff is more "Well done, Mets."

That's a good idea, as both a new Dad, and as a Mets fan...

This has been tried with NFL teams before, but all that guy ever heard was: "For the last time, Mr. Cromartie, we're all out of Jets onesies."

As a new parent and also a Browns fan, I did the opposite and filed a restraining order to keep them away from my kid.

Just replace "Stewart" with "Franken" throughout your comment. Then think about it. Then look at the list of sitting U.S. Senators. Then throw whatever device you are using to post here and in a lake.

You know, I'm a pretty go-woth-the-flow kind of guy. Sure, I get kinda up in arms about shit on the Internet, but don't we all? In real life, I'm about as laid back as laid back gets.

This is the best. If this isn't nominated for the 2015 Deadspin Hall of Fame class I will be devastated.

Taking a shit in front of people in Brooklyn, is also known colloquially as a Deron Williams.

When nature calls, you don't let it go to voicemail.

If you're not sure if you can bring yourself to watch this, you should watch this. It's so impossibly over the top that it's not even gross.

God I wish this paleo-diet fad would just fucking die already.

Jesus. I think I just saw Gollum's dick.

Sometimes you see shots to the dick and think, "that looked more like inner-thigh."

It was a U-14 girl's hockey tournament in York, PA. My daughter played and wife was there—I was tending to my other children. They were in the stands when this went down. I will verify details with them but fairly certain Paul was a parent on the Carolina—uncertain whether North or South—team and was obnoxious the…

"Way to go, Paul" lady's "That's classy" statement was icing on the cake.

The NFL is likely thanking whatever God it collectively decided to believe in that people are making this into a big deal and getting distracted from those other problems it currently has with players getting concussions and killing themselves (or players who are assholes beating the crap out of women and children).