If Kearse wanted to keep the ball, maybe he shouldn't have thrown it into the crowd.

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

Easy. Zero.

Moron keeps making moronic decisions.

Also, "Additional charges of Possession of Stolen Property and misdemeanor charges of Operating an Illegal Wrecking Yard and Unlawful Sales of Motor Vehicles without a Dealer License are pending further investigation."

Why don't they just write "Aggravated Methheading" and be done with it.

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?

Get fucked.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

I was really hoping we would see a sprawled out Richie Incognito on the floor.

What the hell kind of poop water is solid goddamn black like that? Not any poop water I've ever seen!

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

As soon as I hear the opening to Nearer My God to Thee I start tearing up...

MPS! I wrote a good chunk of that search engine used internally by CNN. I recognize the screen! News organizations have so much fun stuff in their archives. If you get back there, you should ask to see all the obits for people who aren't dead yet.

I was waiting to hear him say "This has been CNN"!!! I'm so disappointed!

I assume Turner was still thinking nuclear Armageddon here, so you'd play this when the incoming Soviet/Chinese missiles were 1 minute from impact, and all across America you'd be snuggled up with your loved ones on the couch waiting for the final crescendo to follow the end of that song.

agree. i used to be petrified of nuclear war as a kid. my kids, terrified of losing wifi signal.

I assume CNN's last transmission will actually be a shot of Wolf Blitzer - cold and tired from the months of running from the machines - eating Don Lemon's head.

Having seen The Ring, I'm a little bit scared that if I watch this the world will actually end.

Gremlins 2 had it down:

I wonder how many people actually remember that TV stations used to play the national anthem at the end of their broadcast day.