yeah, it seems more like the charge should be attempted murder, or something along those lines.

Kill these people.

I posted this when the story hit a few days ago, but I'll say it again . . . did you HEAR this guy's head hit the floor? Did you freaking HEAR it? The sound is between :09 and :10, and it is horrifying. If you have speakers or headphones, you will be sickened.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

You can tell this guy went to Michigan, because he's making the M with his legs, and there's a self-righteous dick right in the middle of everything.

It is also more satisfying when you pretend that Brett Favre is dead.

A later report of several donkeys loose on the freeway was similarly incorrect.

Traffic on I-35 is raging, things are really strained on the 183 near the airport. We've got some major bulging northbound on 130 near exit 437. Meanwhile, it's just barely inching along on the Brett Favre Memorial Parkway.

To be fair, the @Deadspin account has been known to do the same thing on occasion.

There's got to be a better way to help readers visualize a bottleneck.

"We are investigating what happened."

"We are investigating what happened".

Spelled counsel wrong, esquire.

[Sic] fuck

Dear Adrian Peterson's Legal Council,

His daughter is 16 months old. I really cry for her. I honestly, 100% hope Reggie Bush breaks his leg and neck on the same play his weekend.

At this point, Bush's daughter barely has a handle on object permanence;

If you're keeping score at home, there are two Trojans that could have prevented this.

I love how all these guys say "I definitely TRY to not leave bruises. I definitely give it my best shot to not bruise the shit out of my infant baby."

Thats what the baby gets for not using her words.