Well that's your problem in the first place. Swim teams don't run.

I grew up and live in Massachusetts. Every radio station here rarely plays anything past 1999. Hard to believe Daft Punk is the most listened to band in this uncultured state. My money would have been on: Aerosmith, Bush, Candlebox, Staind, or Limp Bizkit.

Do Imagine Dragons parents live in Sioux Falls?

God Dammit South Dakota

Just so you know, sometimes, that costs extra.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

*takes a drag*

Poor sled design appears to be the problem. You want the country name on top and the abbreviation on the bottom.

Only the most rabid fans turn out for spring-training workouts.

That's enough deadspin for me today.

"At least he's not gay."

You know nothing.

Nice to see Jon Snow getting some time off from the Wall.

After his breakout from the bathroom, everyone told him "It's all downhill from here!" He just figured they meant the course.

"Is not bear. Is stray beagle local authorities rescue and lovingly bathe with fine local tap water."

I feel dirty for laughing at your joke. Fuck You.