So basically Tron with bobsleds?

So if I have this right, in terms of shiftiness, it's: Giant Slalom < Super G < Slalom < my lazy piece of shit cousin Nick, get a job already you fucking bum

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."

A thin, transparent facade that barely conceals the grim skeleton of false promises and dashed hopes?

The Philly Art Museum had a tarp over one of its facades not too long ago, during renovations. The differences being there was a usable building behind it, and Philly wasn't three days away from opening ceremonies.

IT'S A TARP!

In Communist Sochi, joke tell YOU

Hey, worldly jackasses posting on here. This is 'Merica.

North Korea can only dream of achieving corruption on Russia's epic scale.

Just ask Ukrainians about Dangerous Russian Face Water.

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

It does not bode well that the 'missing' dog has two different names and they're both food.

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.

"and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back."
This seems to be Russia's solution to everything.

...not all man holes are always covered

I like how this DA thinks. Even if he/she turns out to be wrong about the SOL on the older victim (I would be shocked if the younger victim isn't within the statute), an aggressive stance on child sexual abuse is the right thing.

Well ... I often read Lifehacker articles but have not registered an account. Yet I'm a Pediatrician (from Europe , excuse my English). This has to be one of the worst stupidest ideas ever for multiple reasons. You're just going to end up with digestive issues in your baby. This is completely not only useless but…