9.7 seconds. I clocked that cartoon bear penis on the air for 9.7 seconds. I checked four times because I was sure I was doing it wrong, but within a tenth each time, there it is. For most packages (groan) that's enough time for three different b-roll shots. Not here, friends. We want nearly 10 seconds of graphic…

"We show Wizards games three times a week. What's a few more seconds of junk?"

Sexlessness is sexy.

This is certainly eye-opening. I'm no doctor, but my ex-girlfriend and best friend exhibited these symptoms at some point. Both swore to that they had several withdrawal experiences and, gosh, it sure seemed like she had a 12-month period.

Consider it fixed.

"I still believe that Josh Freeman has a bright future ahead of him."—

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

"Hey guys, don't be a dick."

#twss

You're touching it wrong.

The PS4 doesn't have a wobbling problem, it can stop any time it wants to.

Ho ho ho, I like it. Santa would NOT visit that little enclave. "Fuck that" said Santa. Explain that to your kids, shitstains!