Congratulations! I don't always agree with everything you write, but you write it well and make me laugh :)

The drunk driver who killed my father-in-law got 1 year.

My sister's pit is a big ball of love and is a total sweetheart around everyone (including her baby). My biggest complaint is that he shouldn't try to climb into people's laps! Her other dog (a chow mix) is much more aggressive (although still safe - she has well trained dogs).

I had a C-section too and it was a 45 minute breeze. I was actually up and walking (slowly) the next morning (she was born at 8:45 the night before). I was perfectly capable of lifting my 7 lbs 12oz baby and feeding her. I was off pain meds in a week. I think I had it a lot better than a lot of vaginal birth stories…

Well if they didn't have one this year you can sure bet they will have an iron clad one next year!

Violet Crumble and Cherry Ripe are the two foods I miss the most from Australia. Why do American candy bars have to suck?

FMLA is a joke. I've been laid off (not fired) from two jobs each within 2 months of requiring FMLA leave.

Mexican food at Taco Bell? Surely you jest.

I am seriously considering doing this - except leaving my lovely organic grass fed butter. I don't drink milk but cheese is going to be hard to give up though. Brie or pain....brie or pain....

I called this number. They said they needed to transfer me to another department. Took about 9 minutes to talk to someone but the person I finally did reach was HORRIFIED and said she would forward my comments to the marketing department. "What were they thinking?" was my favorite quote from her. Total time on the…

I would be trying to enjoy the music while putting my head down so I don't show up in a viral video.

I skipped mine. My high school actually held it AFTER graduation so there would be less pressure to go.

4 slices a stack. 180 calories a bar. 100 cals of butter to hold it together. No carbs :)

cauliflower with cheese and buffalo wing sauce - delicious.

Well that's your opinion ;)

Wouldn't that just be a stack of bacon?

I think it varies from cats that are also up for adoption to fancy pure breeds.

1) Ok. It's tecccchnically a word but you still sound poorly educated using it.

1) read the first paragraph of your own source: "Use regardless instead."

The ones I've seen on YouTube show an area where people can go and pet/play with kitties for a set amount of time. Then they have a cafe portion where you can get tea/lattes/sometimes even food. From the videos I've seen the people and the cats look pretty happy.