My mom is a die-hard Trump supporter, has been since well before he even declared, and she literally thinks everyone but her somehow pays no taxes and gets a bunch of free money from the government through lies and trickery. Which of course isn’t true at all for like 99.99% of people but to her it’s the word of God.

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

Anita Hill told the truth about him at his confirmation hearing, but the (overwhelmingly male) senators didn’t admit it.  I knew it then and it is still obvious now. He has always been a disgrace to the Court.

Another accuser has come forward claiming that he groped her in 1999.

what what what

To be fair, it’s not really news to anyone who knows him

how is adult babby formed?

• When your parents die;

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

Let me knows what he thinks about that once he sobers up.

I make this same joke about my boss’s son-in-law who was born and raised in Ireland.

This is, of course, great information but I still don’t know what time the Super Bowl starts. 

I have no mouth and I must puke.

NEVER FORGET

I think the most obvious way to “enhance” a photo of Cruz would be to remove him from it

I saw the title and smiled.
I saw the author and started laughing.
Then I saw the pictures and was revulsed.

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too

if only there was a way to get facial hair without the hassle..............