“There is no investigation. I said it was possible. Anything is possible. It was a hypothetical question,”

“There is no investigation. I said it was possible. Anything is possible. It was a hypothetical question,” 

someone really needs to get a close-up of his hair flapping away as he rolls on the ground like a beached water buffalo.

9 out of 10 respondents believe that funerals have an inadequate supply of strippers.

And now, your potential 2016 chopping block

I guess next time this guy won’t be bringing a taco to a festive fruitcake fight.

Yeah, I guess I see the resemblance [I do not see the resemblance, but you do you, Nevada Grassie.]

John Oliver is British, so he probably finds this reception to be a comforting reminder of his rightful place in the universe.

That’s what this movie really needed: the Jared Diamond re-write.

Poor Melania—she can’t open her mouth without being attacked as a stereotypical angry black woman. Sheesh.

I love everything about this video, but the one guy who’s making it rain with prawn cocktail—he gets me. Hey, boo.

I don’t want to ball through an entire episode of a show starring Mandy Moore.

I prefer this picture of them. It really captures their essence.

Yeah, that’s pretty good, but what I really want is to see her do the sexy fish dance while dressed in a slave Princess Leia costume.

Yes, but the components are slightly different, as can be seen by its new chemical formula BaTH NaCl(z).

Drew went to a workshop entitled “What Would David Foster Wallace Blog?” this fall. Graphs will be next.

The seeds of argle bargle are sown in the topsoil of trust and watered with the blood of bloviators.

I’ll wager it’s been at least 11 years since he’s seen Melania’s Pritty Duckys.