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Trump often pits employees against one another. He makes job duties nebulous, leading to overlap and dissent. Because he doesn’t have an educated opinion of his own, he sets up opposing opinions within his circle and lets the “best” man win.

Colin Pinkham saves bread with his cousin! MONSTER!!!!

“Tayke”, as in “please tayke my photo and put it on the cover of your magazine.”

I refer to myself as my cats’ “Monkey” and don’t really believe in attributing human emotions to animals—but I would squoosh the ever-loving scruffy out of that little nubbin. You’ve got the cutest little goblin on this post.

Lovely story, but I’m refreshing the Slot for Clarence Thomas news.

Control is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so. Or so I’ve been told.

a diamond “diamond” bracelet for $128.98

Say what you want about the tenets of Festivusazili, at least it’s an ethos.

I would rather swallow and choke on my own tongue than re-enter the dating pool. Bestest excuse.

I must have missed that reunion show. I mean seriously, how could anyone see them all?

Patti Lupone was in that one and it was magical! My idea of heaven is being able to watch Patti Lupone repeatedly smacking Alec Baldwin upside his head.

Remember when we could tag the post photos? Good times!--we’d have all them named! I especially like Judgey McJudgerson in the back.

That quote makes more sense than anything I ever heard Trump say.

My large adult child? My large adult child seems so smart but I’m also scared about my large adult child. My large adult child!

I can has hornz?

WITNESS ME!!!

I attend class twice a week in a building on 23rd St., 6 doors up from where the bomb went off. I was there just a couple hours before the explosion. Will I stop going to class?—hell no, some New Jersey nutbar with daddy issues who came back from a vacation in Pakistan thinking he’s a man now isn’t going to scare me.

Newsflash: ElephantShoe seen wearing white flannel trousers, walking on the beach. Story on page 6!