What is the opposite of violently pivot?

Now it’s stuck in my head:

She was last seen digging trenches in the California desert next to Shelly Miscavige.

The interview for a position at Roberta’s is pretty much 1 question— “Who are you most like: Jean-Ralphio or Mona Lisa Saperstein?” As long as you check one, you’ve got a job.

As a former Bushwick resident who normally would never treat a server with anything but extreme politeness—go ahead and lecture the wait staff at Roberta’s. They are the worst.

When asked what voters’ greatest misconception about her husband was, Glenna Bevin answered: “He’s not a pathological liar.”

Matt Bevin’s adopted children wish that they could have gone home with Arlene instead.

But was there judging? Like a tree falling in the forest when no one’s around, no clothing or talents matter for women unless there’s judging.

Tituss as Effie is best Tituss.

I can see it!

I only regret that I didn’t hear about this until this morning—I wasted 12 precious hours of my life not celebrating this poisonous asshole’s death.

Louise Bourgeois approves this work and wishes to subscribe to your grandfather’s newsletter.

Yeah, it’s just all small print. The Lord giveth, and small print taketh away.

Are you sure that’s not a crocodile? Maybe a crocodile will be our next president.

69 days until the election.

Oh FFS—20 years ago when I was still applying for jobs, I researched what the position requirements were, dressed for an interview to reflect the company’s code, and gave answers to interview questions that showed I was willing to do the work and to fit into the organizational culture. It may not have accurately…

Fellow Follow, fare thee well in foul and fair!

Ouf, I told myself that I was too proud to beg, but the Slot is my new home and I’d love to join the conversation. Can you please take a quick peek at my commenting history and let me know whether I’m worthy? Thanks and I love my new digs!