I got followed by all the deadspin family since Jolie had me ungreyed in Adequate Man, but I’m still in the greys for Jezebel and the Slot where I now live following Gawker’s demise. Thanks and I’ll use my powers wisely to make ignorant comments about sports ball, but what about the places where I actually have some…

Ann Coulter wasn’t mocking standard retards; she was imitating an anal wart.

DOG followed you??!!! I’m so jealous!!!

Potty mouth! Potty mouth! Ashley is a potty mouth! Sit and spin, Feinberg!

HEADS UP, SPINNERS: as what I can only assume is a huge fluke caused by the great kinja-ing of summer 2016, I have just been followed by almost all of the Deadspin properties. I am entirely ignorant in matters of sports ball and my opinions should be immediately dismissed. You have been warned.

The fatherofgoblins thinks my celebrity free-pass is Liev Schreiber. It’s not—Nick Kroll 4 life!!!

“He went to The Heart of Chicago...”

I follow them—my problem is that I don’t get the constant flow of snark—Concourse and Adequate Man crossover too much, Wonkette and Slot offer great coverage, but only post thoughtful pieces—I don’t get the click-baity where Dorothy Parker wanna-be commenters give their 2 cents and provide me with a wealth of time…

Don’t forget the great twitter post of him and his mother eating fried chicken. It’s just too SAD.

OT: I’m a refugee from Gawker, I tried Jezebel, but the Slot is the only GM property that has made it to my favorites bar. I hope you guys thrive—except for Wonkette, you’re all I have left.

Shade-adjacent? Ruling, your Honor?

[checking to see whether “Rikki Tikki Tavi” has a Tinder account]

Wisionary, Captain!

Remember Christmas Cats TV? Best most awesome thing ever!: http://jezebel.com/i-cant-stop-wa…

• You must carry “whimsical bags” and wear “edgy ponytails” and “lace-up dresses.”

She uses too many syllables. Republicans don’t recognize them as words.

#HarrietJonesLibelz!

The Trump campaign just hired Roger Ailes as a debate prepper so I’m sure Donald will come out swinging on this issue. And then wonder why he’s so unpopular with women. Except not, because “women love him!” Just like they couldn’t say no to Roger!

I used to have a 20 minute car commute in suburban DC. It was amazing how much road rage I could summon in those 20 minutes—enough to poison the rest of my day. By the time I got to work I HATED EVERYONE. I specifically moved to NYC so that I would not have to drive ever again—people like me should just never get…

Am I allowed to Girl, bye Hoya? I really want to, but not sure if the context is appropriate. Maybe it’s more of a “fuck off” situation?