Fuck Mike Pence.

But without the “ndy.”

Peter Cetera is and always will be the heart of Chicago.

The Andrea Tantaros lawsuit is one of those things that really tests my principles to the core. I could not stand her for the entire time she was on Fox. She said some of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard a talking head say. Yet, I feel bad for her if she was inappropriately approached/touched by Brown, or sexually…

this like the 2nd or 3rd vid of Pence getting a trim from a black barber. We gonna see him getting a shoe shine or maybe giving a playful fannie slap to a hotel maid next? Pence is a wrongly entitled piece of crap. Don’t know what the fuck he’s doing for the campaign as he this death ride ‘s sure as hell doing nothing…

What? Does it look odd?

Is this part of reaching out to the black community?

Funny, usually it's the mongoose that defeats the cobra, not the other way around.

more like a mongEWWWWWWS, right gals

Dear Jezzie:

It’s as if you are welcoming me with open arms.

Yours,
Milty

I genuinely laughed out loud at this being used as a pull quote:

EMMA CARMICHAEL: I didn’t really believe we could sustain four full days of content. And yet...

No words a human utters will dent in a cat’s self-esteem. The cat is likely to think less of the man, though.

I probably need to look into why this annoys me so. But I’m not going to. This annoys me. I’m annoyed. And I’ve decided to be okay with it.

I would call it more of a red flag with a blue X and white stars down the X, but let’s not get caught up in the minor details.

Squishy?

Focus on this yellow wallpaper. You might as well since you’re not allowed out of bed.

It cracks me up that he was ripping into the NYT for quoting unnamed sources when he begins about a third of his sentences with “Some people say...”

stop shaming syphilis