I think I will start sending Shonda small gifts and/or cash just in case.
I think I will start sending Shonda small gifts and/or cash just in case.
Jim Tomsula is back online everyone!
a hunk of beef jerky that rolls under the couch and is left there to harden, becoming covered in dust and cat hair until a cockroach takes it back to its lair and makes it his wife
A male pattern
Damn, sup young bibi? You wanna steal some land and kill thousands of innocent people? IN BED? Purrrrr.
Mateen reportedly used multiple Facebook accounts to post pro-ISIS messages. He also checked to see if his attack was trending in the midst of it.
Trump is the direct result of Bible Spice’s emergence on the political scene. She embiggened dumbasses to think they’re actually people.
Well gee, that clarification makes you marginally less of a fuckhead.
If you soil it, she will come
The mere fact that Trump said he was going to talk to the NRA and not House Republicans on this issue just shows that the power lies with the former, not the latter.
LET’S FIND OUT PLEASE.
Chelsea Handler has the rare skill as an interviewer where she can drain the life out of any topic, no matter how interesting it may be.
Not enough stars. It’s all in the presentation - because the straightforward “Ted is white” take is not really a take worth sharing.
The pen in the pocket, the unbuttoned neck button, the color scheme and design of the tie, the color scheme and design of the beard, the woolly caterpillar eyebrows...incredible. I wonder how many miles his Ford Tempo has on it now.
Picture what you think Ted Diadiun looks like in your mind.
I love you, it is okay. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. HERE IS WHAT YOU DO...
We went to a Japanese/Panamanian fusion restaurant this evening and this was the dessert I was given. It made me confused and angry.
I’ll add this to the list of reasons I don’t make healthy smoothies anymore.
DYING from happiness. Also this GRAPHIC kitchen nightmare that happened earlier.