Way to conform to Anglo-Saxon beauty standards. #GoodHairBlueEyes #WhiteDevil #SleepyheadShit

I think I would kill someone if that dog asked me to?

My tits would not behave in any of those flimsy madam holding devices. I would only just be able to stand still without risk of obscenity. That is why they show models with lovely, neat muffin sized boobs.

Hey, don’t insult Becky B., Becki G., Beckie M., Beckki S. and Becci W. like that!

Never stop bobbying, Bobby.

Do you think Bette sang Wind Beneath My Wings at the funeral?

Love ya Bette, but you couldn’t have named the chicken Kim KardashiHEN?

Feminism is the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities. Saying that you don’t believe in feminism because men can also be raped is like saying you don’t believe in gravity because when you drop something, it falls down.

“Lol gross. More like totally ficking awesome ya pansy”

*sits back and waits for her to answer the siren’s call*

MARC JACOBS!

You’re trying to attract bears, not Kenny Rogers.

“I will take care of women, and I have great respect for women. I do cherish women. And I will take care of women.”

George W Bush has no perspective.

No wait, I was wrong! This is the worst tweet of all time:

I’m going with Abbott. Mainly because I clicked both tweets and went as far down the rabbit hole as I dared, and on Abbott’s feed I saw this:

That line would be 3.14 : 1

I definitely noticed the balance/tonal shift when more women started writing these posts. I’m a woman and I don’t necessarily think it’s a bad thing to have women write for the blog, but I much preferred the man-to-man advice angle that it initially had going. It seemed like a much more down-to-earth and real way to…