I’m rooting for Loki this time.

I saw. It is a good bear.

WHOA I just realized we went an entire day without a Trump article, this has been wonderful

The gentle trolling of both sites’ writers and commenters is just perfect.

This fits nicely into my personal mantra of “It’s not gay if he was in Furious 7.”

“The” or “A”?

How detailed? Well, when you tell her she’s pretty, she winks and says, “Hehe, thank you.”

Have you considered cup stacking?

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

I am 47, I hate millennials and this tweet is 100% true.

Only one bottle of prosecco consumed? What kind of party was this?

A 20x6x18" Classic Gray, P5, Serp-Top Tablet w/ cut in black letters in frosted panels, and shape-carved ‘wild’ roses.

They did a lot of crossword puzzles?

This isn’t even the most interesting thing in this story.

Damn, I can’t believe she almost got away with a 60 pound carry-on...

Poor Khloe. Her heart’s in the right place. Oh, wait...

Surely that will be his epitaph. And mark my words- history will prove him right.

whatever, I don’t think you can call a garment “queen-sized” unless it has cartridge pleats and a collar or ruff with a diameter of at least a foot.