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She literally could have talked about anything else though. Even D.A.R.E., which was an epic joke, certainly started the conversation about drugs much younger and made it a community issue not just a parental issue. Or you know, just being a nice lady or whatever. People can still pick apart that but at least it has

There is only one way: Blue Steel

Again not saying racism doesn’t exist. But I do wonder if blacks have told themselves that they are oppressed so much that they begin to believe those thoughts.

Don’t forget about Oscar’s Razor!

a poem for jeb:

I bet it floated someone’s goat.

Mother of Goblins, I feel you. I’ve had severe primary dysmennorhea since I was 14, the pain, vomiting, diarrhea, cardiac arrhythmias, the whole shebang. I was saddened to be picking over some old calendars that were in storage last year, and found my monthly calendars from when I was a tween and teen. I was charting

Oh. My. God...I just can’t even. Clearly this comment is of little help but please accept my condolences anyway. I have 3 daughters and the thought of them facing something like that is terrifying.

He was about as good an addition to the Firefly universe (in Serenity) as could have been hoped for, although my personal favorite is still Dirty Pretty Things.

I don’t know why my future children should get a better world than mine. Like eff them! What did those assholes ever do for me???

Jesus Christ, I am so sorry about what you’ve suffered!! I also sometimes rage at the way I was treated over the years and the UNNECESSARY pain I and other women were forced to put up with every month because, “eh that’s how it is, faker!”

“With A Stranger’s Ashes, A New Kind Of Millennial Party.”

I completely forgot about that song and you think I would have recognized it after binge watching Weeds!

Welp, at this point it’s down to either that or fuck a goat on live TV. They probably flipped a coin.

Now you say they have thumb-humans?! That’s not right. How much?

“To the Mayan people, or whatever,” is probably my favorite thing I’ve read all day. This is great. This is really great.

woo! i’m an iowan and my whole town seems to be raucous for the caucus today. the blizzard seems to be doing the polite midwestern thing and holding off until our civic duties are completed. and it’s not just my town (which is bigger than a few around us at just over 8,000 people), all the surrounding rural towns seem

Bomani Jones is far too good for ESPN.