If Tony’s letter ran along the lines of ‘Hey, I’m finding going into middle age hard and I kinda worry about feeling irrelevant or ignored or no longer part of a world I previously understood’, I’d feel a lot more sympathy for him because I am told that the aging process is/can be fucking rough and it’s hard to…
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Dear Tony,
Hey! Focus! This is about Tony!
I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”
I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…
If you are really touched by a culture, but you’re not trying to be something else, then it’ ok. Like when George Harrison got into hinduism. It changed his life forever, his music, his personal style, his beliefs, and even his burial was hindu. He never did it disrespectfully or treated it like a fashion thing. I…
Ron Swanson and Tammy 2
You leave John Oliver alone, young lady.
The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…
Actually, pathological lying is caused by a chemical imbalance in the womb. Recent studies have shown a link between excessive consumption of caramel food coloring during pregnancy, and a predisposition to compulsive lying in children. Mothers exposed to the motion of helicopter blades in the first trimester are also…
“This is something you need to understand: Your cat doesn’t need you. It was fine before you came along, it’ll be fine if you leave, and even when you’re around, it’s got other stuff going on.”
Replace the word “cat” with “girlfriend” and you have my life.
This is disturbing to me in a way which I’m sure only has a name in German.
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My parents came of age in the ’60s and ’70s, and so they remember when blacks weren’t allowed to vote, and all the…
Won’t anybody think of the kids?
Slumgoat Millionaire lost his first race at the Dar es Salaam Charity Goat Races. While the “owners” (sponsors,…
This mockery of New Yorkers’ super-heated parochialism is fair enough (I say that with sincerity; I lived in New York for a number of years, during which I was at my least tolerable), but let’s not lose sight of the essential genius of the question why does this corned beef not taste like the corned beef I had in New…
This comment is everything wrong with America.
Jesus Fucking Christ.