There are situations where you shouldn’t bring your kid. For example, the theater. If your child cannot sit still and not talk for two hours you shouldn’t be bringing them.

Who the hell has it in their hearts to hate on a baby?

I don’t care about basketball or sports. But damn. That’s a letter of beauty. And the explanation about Daddy duties makes sense. All the haters can suck it.

does that make Montenegro the asshole?

CliBroTa

It’s like Bosnia & Herzegovina.

Every word of your post sounds like the opening scene in a David Lynch movie. All it needs is Ryan Gosling as a troubled cop, here to ask about the fresh bodies with sewn-on goat heads dug up at the refinery when they started expansion. The hostess, an ageless woman with circular scars above her eyes, will force him…

I think what one considers to be the most horrifying tells you a lot about a person. Clicked expecting bodily functions, got stories of personal violation and shame. Am now a little disappointed in myself for thinking the former is what I had considered to be most horrifying. Good on you, Pinkham.

Of course, he really should be redirecting people to the appropriate email:

Moist groin supper? That’s pretty dank.

Consider it done.

You can! I felt squicked out by a lot of what Dunham wrote—not so much the pebble situation, but masturbation in the same bed, throughout adolescence. If that’s not straight-up abusive, it is certainly indicative of a massive lack-of-boundaries issue.

Why can’t we support neither Duggar nor Dunham's actions?

That is not a human head, that is Christmas ham with a face carved into it.

Violence is seldom the answer.

if I wanted to read about how painful it is to want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t want to be in a relationship with you but you’re still sleeping with them, I would go on facebook

Tara and Sam are consistently two of the best reasons to visit Gawker Media. No matter what this place does, I’m really hanging around for them. And Jolie Kerr (she is arguably the best columnist).