Dumbass—available in all flavors.

Can an ungrey’d commenter bump this up? Kfish has a solid, thoughtful commenting history and this is a good one.

This here bad boy—never 4get!

Here are my boys. The food delivery guys always think they’re chihuahuas.

We know how this will end, Septa.

Eww...founding father boobs. The opposite of in my bunk.

I give to my local food bank and prepared meal delivery to the sick and elderly. Also housing and services for homeless gay and trans youth. American Refugee Committee. Nothing But Nets.

Yeah, you should see the Library of Congress or National Archives storage areas. Um...the lighting fixtures aren’t nearly as lovely.

I’m an art conservator in NYC. I routinely work on quarter of a million dollars Picassos and then eat ramen.

God’s Love We Deliver is a non-religious organization that provides meals for home-bound elderly and ill people and is a very worthy cause. Thank you Joan for providing food to those in need in NYC.

Oh, JujyMonkey...

The Miss Missouri contest that an openly gay man won is a completely different competition.

Ugh. “Can you tell me how to get to Ground Zero?” Everyone who asked me that question received directions to the Abyssinian Baptist Church in Harlem. You’re welcome, asshole.

Why is this page suggesting that I might like a Millihelen post from 2015?!!! Is it mocking me??!!! Yes, I would FUCKING LIKE a Millihelen post!!!!

Perhaps just more familiar with puckered buttholes. Don’t judge.

Because it’s totally what a straight guy would do, duh.

Isn’t preening gasbag hair Ashley’s beat?

It’s yours now, sweetie. Use it wisely (and often).

Ambulatory age spot says what?

Ouf, this does not bode well for the Doctor Who-themed pub a couple blocks away.