You win for your username! Rocky V + Rocky II = Rocky VII!

Two points - first, rent it before you buy it and make sure it’s worth it to you in actual use. And two, I would seriously, seriously consider debating whether you will move to an RF mount body anywhere in the next five years before you drop that much coin on a lifetime lens.

Two points - first, rent it before you buy it and make sure it’s worth it to you in actual use. And two, I would…

Giggity. 

Yea I see your point but how is that clothed doggy style still not“people having sex”, per the original headline? Maybe they’re discreet flyhole fucking.

I don’t agree with your hot take but man do I LOVE your screen name. I give you a star for that, comment notwithstanding. Happy Friday to you!

“I gave myself a sort of bagel-shaped Brazilian as I removed the bag.”

No shit. Maybe you should read the rest of the comments. They have literally one and only one. They should want my money given my demographic. One car doesn’t cut it. Im likely to leave the brand.

Umm, yes I can, because I was responding to someone asking what kind of BMW you want that is not currently available. Yea I can go buy an E90 or anything else used. Sorry I didn’t name drop every awesome BMW in history but the point is where the brand is NOW.  For the record the E90 was great, yes. Never said it…

I agree, this is the one and only car currently on offer that excites me. And yes I get the reason why as you noted, but these days the thought of going even smaller to an mx-5 feels better than continuing to size up and detach from the road. Having the 135 and the M235 currently in my garage makes me really lament…

Yea, so did the E82, which retained the proportions. The E90 is history, we are talking about modern offerings.

A proper e46 successor. I know - technology marches on. But I have had an e46 330 ZHP, an e46 M3, a 135, and currently have an M235. All 6 MT. I actually still have the 135 too so I drive those side by side. There is zero question that the order of driving enjoyment goes from the e46’s forward in that list. And I…

Without a doubt, he’s the greatest mono-thingy guy there ever was. 

“Lexus was kind enough to loan me an ES350 for a week to drive out to New Jersey, which is where BMW put me up and fed me in a hotel the night before letting me have a go in the 2020 BMW X4 M”

Hey! I had both of those cars too! You have great taste 😂

I had tickets for one of the last shows they did prior to this happening - and as a drummer, 16 at the time I think, jimmy chamberlain was a HUGE influence. Turned out my nephew was born the night of that concert and I didn’t get to go. I framed the tickets and gave them to him. 22 years later, it’s his favorite thing…

In other news:

Reminds me of that time I got pulled over for driving on the right in England. What the hell, man! I always drive on the right. They should have handed me a flier or something when I got off the plane -“all cars and lorrys stay left”. That was bloody bollocks.

There’s only one way to stop my father in law, who has had three of these over the past 20 years (including an Eddie Bauer edition), from buying this:

I lost my e46 M3 after I got hit from behind while stopped on an off ramp in traffic. Teenager in her expedition. I had enough time to see her looking down at her phone in the rear view before she looked up and slammed into me.

And that’s how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.

And that’s how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.