Hey kids, always recycle....

Sorry, but everyone knows these Penthouse Forum letters are always fake.

Literally not a single one of those pictures looked like a person having sex. One was maybe an above pants crotch kiss, and an above pants dick rub. Then there was one with a guy spinning a girl around. Yeah, I didn’t see any sex going on there.

WAIT A MINUTE... do you not know what sex is?

JK.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

“Superior Cockpit Room”

Carribou?

Flash news! Just received live footage of Bradley

And the points don’t matter ...

I got them all right...

I’m a commercial photographer and have had the pleasure of working with a number of car brands on their campaigns, I couldn’t help but admire this picture! - And mentally disassemble it. A lot of thought and work went into it!

Better lock that up before David Tracy sees it.

This post contains the requisite amount of Simpsons references. Well done sir. A cromulent job all around. 

Did you say "Quirks"???

Cargo shorts? :)

Because practicality is hot.

This kinda shit is why I love Jalopnik.

Internet officials are still double-checking the results, but it does appear you were in before alllllllll the others who wanted to make this same point. We congratulate you!

Wait until he learns the there’s a NEW Mexico!

Damn you paparazzo!