OKAY BUT the real crime of that Sports Illustrated interview was when he was describing everyone else at that table. He referred to Idris Elba as “the black guy from The Wire” and Henry Golding as “an Asian gentleman.”

there’s not enough money in the world for me to give up my seat to cam newton, after he chuckled at the absurdity of a woman asking an astute football question whilst calling her a female.

Making fun of Trump’s dick after he publicly bragged about being huge, is much different than junk- shaming normal guys. I don’t think any of us thought you were being malicious. Except to Trump, and he deserves it.

Oh jeez, forgot to offer the usual caveats that I’m not calling Carroll catty or trying to diminish her experience, this shouldn’t have been my takeaway in the first place, I’m not trying to make fun of small penis-havers, etc. etc. ad infinitum.

These women all tell stories of him doing EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS HE DID.

My catty ass LOVES the comment on Trump’s penis size: “Was it in there, or only partially in there? Hm, not sure.” You know that’s driving him bonkers.

I don’t know, whenever I describe my relationship with my fiancee, the best way I can put it is, “It’s kind of like the best slumber party forever.” We watch cartoons, eat snacks, gossip, stay up in bed just talking about life, practice kissing...

I can’t imagine anything worse. The whole point of having a relationship is being able to share your life - and yes, come home to - another person. I’m getting perturbed because my SO works a very different schedule than me and we see each other maybe two or three hours a day at most. Those that enjoy living alone so…

But what if you *want* to watch Game of Thrones and eat chips together? And like we can bone tomorrow after watching something more romantic like MasterChef or something? But for real. He my BFF and we like to hang AND bone.

The best part of our day during the week is when we sit down for dinner, tune out the rest of the world and just talk about our day or whatever. When it’s bed time and we slide in there with our two cats emitting their sleep rays, that’s freaking bliss.

*shrug*

With these stories, or basically any story involving anything people do, it is key to remember what works for some does not have to work for all.

Oh Sofia you sweet summer child....you do not fuck with folks’ parking in the West Village. You’ll recall Alec Baldwin threw down for a parking space in this hood not too long ago? Also, if you want to keep your production running on time, perhaps quit working with notorious abusive drunk Bill Murray. I have no doubt…

I could be wrong, but I would not have thought that would be the sort of detail she’d oversee personally. I would have figured that’s the sort of thing someone in the production company handles without bothering her about it, and the $300 offer would be determined by accountants using god knows what logic.

This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people. 

Just read that on people.com

a beautiful tribute from anderson—i lost it once you could hear him start to cry

With all due respect, the psychological and emotional makeup of your daughters and their tastes is not going to be universally applicable to every other teenager out there. Your opinion is written well enough and quite valid, but that assumption is unreasonable.

Something about this episode I haven’t really seen touched upon very much in all the pieces being churned out about it is its (barely) hyperbolic portrayal of the exploitation of so many of these young performers by the very adults they have no choice but to trust who are supposed to be protecting and raising them but…

I really liked this episode. Smithereens was the only one that I wasn’t into this (admittedly) short season.