Because aside from being the perfect action movie star (I said what I said Tom Cruise!), he also has a fantastic sense of humor.

Keanu Reeves is gonna be in a video game. [TMZ]

“What funniest to me is this family’s consistent lack of self awareness.”

Keanu Reeves is gonna be in a video game.

I’m glad Anna Farris is free of him. He tweeted something about how the wedding was the best day of their lives, and I know it’s just something you say, but he *does* have a son and I immediately felt sad for him.

It’s notable how all his major roles are playing goofy doofuses when those characters are notably smarter and more aware than him.

I hope chris pratt died in guardians because fuck him and his bullshit, sooner or later, he will be found doing insane shit or do the full mel gibson.

Christ these sorts of religious people are the absolute worst.

I'm taking bets on Ma Shriver planning the son in laws political career 15 years hence. America is never going to be rid of Kennedy spawn and bad celebrities turned worse politicians 

Personally, I’m hoping for the divorce announcement just because I’m enormously bitter and petty that way.

Big deal. I went to a cousin’s wedding yesterday, and there was free locally made wine. And lesbians planning their own wedding at my table. (Another cousin and her fiance.) And I helped yet another cousin’s daughter try to catch the bouquet.  I probably had a better time than they did...

Gawd, the Kennedy women are bad enough when they’re catholic but I didn’t know maria and her daughter had gone full fundievangelical. I see their awful taste in men remains unchanged though.  

do the non-doctor legislators define “pelvic exam”? like does the law literally mandate digital penetration? if not, just pat the sides of her hips, over the pants, and say “yep, looks good”

A modest proposal: Colonoscopies should be required 72 hours before Missouri state senators are allowed to legislate.

We might even find their heads. 

Humiliating women is the point. I fucking loath Republicans.

Joe a weather vane in a suit.

LOL she has deleted all those photos. 

While he’s often reiterated that he would never impose his personal beliefs on others, his voting record shows a reluctance to embrace abortion rights.

bUt He’S tHe BeSt ChAnCe We HaVe To BeAt TrUmP!

FFS I hope the Democratic party succeeds in pulling it’s head out their collective ass so I don’t have to vote for this shitstain.

I fucking love it, and I hope it’s a full album. Best fuck men song since “None of your Business”.