Welp. This was WAY different than when I had to tell my parents I was pregnant at 18. I was feeling scared, ashamed and confused and putting any of it on video was the LAST thing from my mind.

This is the only reasonable response. Fuck, Youtubers make me feel old.

He looks like a low-rent Beetlejuice

I don’t think so at all. I think people watched the season premiere on Sunday, it had to put a lot of characters into place because they only have six episodes and an actual war to fight/win/lose empire-build this season, and people spent a lot of time bitching and moaning about how it wasn’t exciting enough for them.…

She does not.  California allows the option of serving as an apprentice to a licensed attorney for four years.  After that time, you can sit for the bar and, if you pass, able to practice law in California just as any other attorney who passes the bar.  The pass rate for people who try it this way is about 30%.

“I think it’s fine for Kardashian West to study the law or not—I’m just tired of celebrities asking people to forget they’re rich and have a gazillion nannies and personal chefs and assistants to make their lives easier”

I hope that sweet baby is reunited with his family. I feel terrible for them; I can’t imagine not knowing where my sweet babies are and if they’re safe.

These are my sweet bees:

Honestly I have a shit ton of respect for Ariana. I don’t think that I would be able to perform anymore. Remember when she licked that donut?! Baby’s all grown up.

Lucy Worsley has a great series about the history of the British home here and the great thing about her is that she does not get all stupid and weepy for ‘Lost England’ the way some do:

I’m sure they’re doing what’s best for their family & their kids, isn’t that what everyone is doing?  Just doing their best to get by & get through while snuggling their kids as long as they can?  No one will end up with a 16 yr old teenager that sleeps w/their parents, trust & believe that.  

“If he was smart, he would’ve put his name on it,” Trump said, according to three sources briefed on the exchange. “You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you.”

Wait, so President Vernon’s real name was President Washington?

Sounds kind of like my five year old’s reaction when I made him tour the mansion. In my kids defense though, it was Presidents’ Day and we waited in some ridiculous line in a lot of wind. And even he likes the grounds and museums otherwise.

You literally could not make this stuff up...

*insert world’s longest sigh here*

Word. Also, since when is Jez in the business of policing how people (especially women) raise their kids?  Unless she’s hanging them out a hotel window, I couldn’t give a fuck.

I suspect she could probably point at basically all of human history up until, like, the late 1800's as further backup on the not-weirdness of it all. If you want to learn about the frankly fascinating history of domestic arrangements, At Home by Bill Bryson is a delightful and accessible book, which mostly avoids his…

And can you imagine if a couple of black women admitted to such a thing?  Laura I. would be calling for their heads!

Maybe the person who robbed kim was the sunglasses employee trying to get the glasses back.