Yeah, this might be shallow, but her attorneys did a REALLY bad job of prepping her for court, presentation-wise. I’m not sure why they decided to go for looks that made her look very severe and significantly older than she actually is, because it definitely didn’t help their case.

I will never forgive the Grammys for inviting Chris Brown to perform after he beat Rihanna. And then showing fucking Fergie and the entire front row giving him a standing ovation.  I will never understand that moment, and no one should ever forget this, either.

The next step for Meghan is to cut him off entirely. He is a toxic person and she doesn’t need that kind of stress right now.  How vile her entire dad’s side of the family is. 

Yeah, but you know who else is all of those things you listed but DIDN’T already win in another category? Janelle Monae. She was the only other person who could say that

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So many dumb dudes giving hot takes and Ariana being a undercover hater just like her bff Nicki. I am so fucking happy for Cardi. It feels amazing to see someone from your culture, and your borough win something that big. The album was truly a sensation. I’m also happy my country queen Kasey won! Woo. Year of the…

I know AngeryTwitter - kind of redunant, I know - is going to be pissed that Kasey Musgraves won top prize, but I ain’t even mad. Talented, the opposite of a horrible person, speaks to the times and all times...I’ve seen much less deserving folks win it.

“Single Ladies” came out in October 2008, which would have been a few months after Heath Ledger died. She was probably preoccupied with being a single mother to her toddler aged daughter and mourning in private away from the public and just missed the song when it was at its peak ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I hope they go more traditional this time.  I’m hoping Adam for a boy, Mae if it’s a girl.

Just, for chrissakes, don’t breed.

Florida Man, meet Florida Woman. I’m sure you two will be very dysfunctional together.

I remember reading an opinion piece from a mom who decided to give full custody of her kids to her ex and her thought process behind it. It was a really long time ago, and I remember feeling like it made a lot of sense and came from a good place, something like she felt like her job was too chaotic and she just knew…

Face it, Deadspin writers. You miss the glory of the Philadelphia Eagles winning last year. Horse poop, greased polls, inflatable penis dolls, big dick nick memes, spreading ashes, the Fuck Tomb, the guy running into the subway poll, everything Jason Kelce.

Same. I, too, am waiting to hear his cries of disbelief when consequences come beating down his door in the wee hours of some I hope not too distant morning courtesy of the FBI. I wish he and the rest of this nest of traitors could be thrown into the mouth of the Sarloc or the fires of Mount Doom or the Pit of…

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

The only thing worse than listening to trump, is listening to any of his insipid offspring - Breathy, Screechy, and Whiny.

You saw the report on executive time? I would argue it’s accurate to say only that he lives there.

Without listening to the clip, I’m going to say he sounds like a sentient whistling tea kettle being stabbed while boiling on a stove top.

I love you, Ashley Reese, but nothing on this earth can move me to willingly listen to any Trumpkin’s vocal garbage. Not ONE of them have nice speaking voices generally, and the more passionate they become in their honking and squawking, the less I’m capable of listening without being moved to violence. Soooo many…

Screeching Nazghul.