I live in Alabama. Tom Perez is full of shit and a bald-faced liar when he brags about the DNC being a “50 State” party. The DNC provided *ZERO* assistance of any kind to our new Democratic Sen. Doug Jones.

You and I know that, in the big picture, it’s about controlling women.

Right. If it was about the precious babies, they would, you know, HELP women care for said babies once they were born.

Oh these fucking idiots (I’m looking at you, Mrs. Smug Sunglasses). Abortion is not about saving precious babies, it’s about controlling women. And even if you’re a nice blonde fleece-vest-wearing Christian minivan-drivin’ mom you are going to be SCREWED (and so, especially, will your daughters) once every last right…

Ariana Grande is seriously winning me over from that entitled donut lick. She's just handling things so well.

Hopefully the lesson for everyone will be: different candidates do better within different demographics. And the lesson for the Democratic party and left-leaning voters will be: always support the most left-leaning major party candidate you can at all times.

And in other good news Evers is leading Walker 51 to 47 with 42% of the vote counted.

I obviously want the Dems to take the Senate.

The thing is, I’m not sure it will.  I voted Beto and I predict all the major cities in Texas will go blue for him, as we did in the presidential election.  The problem is that Texas is fucking huge.  And outside of the big cities, there’s a whole lot of single-digit-IQ racists that fuck up everything for everyone…

“Let me tell you how I know. Because this is Texas,” Cruz said. “And a horde of invading zombies from the liberal coast can’t change the fact that in Texas it is in our DNA to defend freedom!”

You can’t fool them. They’re too intellectual.

If these people are so scared of socialism, someone should tell them not to vote then. By voting, they are participating in socialism

Honestly, this seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do. I get not wanting “spoilers”, but that desire is not really reasonable when compared to the fact that a piece of media may cause real psychological damage to an unsuspecting patron who has issues around self-harm or suicide.

One caveat: I knew a couple that got engaged during a marathon they were running together. They had trained together and were running together at the same pace. I thought it was kind of nice...like symbolic of being a team and being in the tough stuff and the fun stuff together. I think it was a little different…

This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability…

We are Americans. We are traditionalists. I humbly suggest a classic

Flaming trainwreck gets my vote!

There’s an obvious choice to me.

Close. Sam the Eagle: