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I dont think its right to admonish people who chose to go to the gym rather than just walking/cycling/running in their neighborhood. For me, its so humid where I live and my allergies are so bad that I can’t get a good workout outside. Ive been paying for my gym membership for a year now because going to a class to

The best part of working out is stopping and eating.

Pitchfork asked a bunch of indie singers why they were voting and gave everyone a reason to love Margo Price more:

Probably more noticeable in a profile shot.

Translation: Everybody hates Justin Timberlake right now and he had someone ghost-write some insipid piece of crap full of all the fake details about his marriage to win our hearts back. Jessica will be pregnant again by Xmas.

“marriage p-surg” really fucked me up for a hot minute

My heart breaks for this woman, her incredible loss, and the cruelty which she is now being treated to by local law enforcement.

Shouldn’t jails only be for people who are a threat to others? There are so many “criminals” who deserve counseling instead of time behind bars. For those charged with involuntary manslaughter involving a motor vehicle, perhaps suspending their license (or revoking entirely, depending on the circumstances)?

Or they're dead, and we only have her word about what they're telling her.

The capers and syrup look unopened but the mustard is another story. I, too, have questions for Mom.

Yeah there’s literally no way that I have had sex with more people than John Mayer. I’m a sexually-repressed Catholic (I am aware that’s redundant) with daddy issues and about 25 extra pounds on a body that’s too short to look good with that amount of excess weight. I’m cute and fun, but not cute or fun enough to

That series made me nauseous.  And scared to seek medical attention ever again.

This would be disgusting under any circumstance, but it’s especially repulsive that he did it to a cancer survivor who was actively fearful for her health.

-On empathizing with women:
“[I have] a little bit of a deeper understanding about what it’s like to be a woman in that yes, I could have sex with somebody at any given moment.”

If I could, I would be both their publicists/PR flak and send them to the other’s events....

Maybe they were expecting Black-Eyed Peas Fergie and someone’s wires got crossed.

For some reason, the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson was in attendance, too.

The Post needs to check a calendar. Today is the 18th, tomorrow is the 19th. 

The physical wounds healed quickly. I was (as were the doctors) so very worried that I was pregnant. THAT didn’t happen. I would’ve torn that fetus from my womb as soon as I possibly could if that had been the case and had to discuss that possibility and what we would do with my parents. My dad thought I was still a

Thanks. I can’t even tell you how terrifying it was. I thought he was going to strangle me to death with that telephone cord. I still can’t handle anyone touching my neck. I try to present a very calm cool and collected I’ve-got-my-shit together demeanor at all times, but watching Dr. Ford testify in front of those