jenisaurusrex
Jenisaurus: Ms. Rex, if you're nasty
jenisaurusrex

Dear MRA chucklefucks: The reason these establishments have to offer discounts and other incentives for women to show up, is to compensate them in some small way for the indignities they will inevitably suffer from the likes of you.

I love your engagement ring, it’s such a beautiful and unique choice.

I was sent an unsolicited dick pic on a dating app (his first message even!) and let the guy know I’d be sharing it with my friends so we could all laugh at how skinny and crooked it was. He took it...not well. Said app was promptly deleted, and I’ve never looked back. :)

If you send unsolicited genitalia pictures to someone than I see nothing wrong with them sharing that picture and mocking the poor composition/lighting/cropping/etc. Don’t fucking send pictures of your genitalia to anyone without express permission.

I’ve been single for going on 5 years and dont think I’ll ever get married, but IF I ever do, I would totally get an antique/vintage ring. People tell me that’s weird because it was once someone else’s and/or could have bad juju, but I like the idea of giving new life to something that was once special to someone. Love

I’m not feeling it. I would rather just have the cash. 

There is no good place to post this but I kind of need to. I lost my heart dog today, most likely to cancer. He was still kind of himself, but he had stopped eating and we couldn’t keep putting him through different ways to support him and get him to eat while he starved to death. Both my husband and I got to be home

Right? Get married, or don't, mazel tov! But the people who are sanctimonious about their decision are the worst. 

This is for the old Gawker site that has been sitting dormant for awhile, right? Please tell me this bro didn’t buy Jezebel.

When I was a kid, the local drugstore had a counter of costume jewelry, including a ring with huge triangular cubic zirconias, and I wanted it so badly that I asked for it for Christmas. Upon receiving it, I put it on and went to school and told everyone I had gotten engaged to John Taylor, the bassist for Duran Duran.

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible

I would very much enjoy the money and the ability to ride Prince Hot Ginge’s royal fleshscepter whenever I wanted, but everything else about being a royal sounds like a lesser level of hell to me. She held her husband’s elbow at an event? She crossed her legs at the knee? She expressed an opinion?!?! CRUCIFY THE HUSSY.

Well our vaginas do fall out when we hear swear words, so thank god for these “gentleman”

I love when sexual predators say “well I don’t know how to act around women now!”. You never did friend! That was the problem!

This grade inflation is ruining our youth’s expectations.

Another reminder that wild animals do not exist to be models for your social media

Also, it begs a pretty bad comparison when she's winning life, happily married and has a cute baby, while he's just been outed as a deadbeat dad and is basically the poster child for whiny fuckboys.

Agreed. Drake seems like a shitty dude and a messy ex. Stay home, dude.

Evans is the Marry in M/F/K. Hemsworth/Pine are the F. Pratt’s just gotta go...