I’m 38, single and childless. It’s so bizarre to me that this is even an issue. I was just reading another article this morning about a single/childless woman who is 40 and all the judgement she faces from strangers and from her friends. Which made me think that she need 1. needs better friends and 2. needs to tell…

Maybe the kid’s named after his father.

Sterling Sharpe?

Do better. Be best.

Nah, just really fucking insecure.

I’m sorry for your struggle, I can't think of anyone who has it worse.

You know that saying about the Royals? I perfected it.

These ladies always look so flawless, and all I can think about is how e x h a u s t i n g that would be all the time. Lord above. 

Old family members: So when are you gonna have a baby?

That’s amazing. What a beautiful story and tribute to your sister. It sounds like she touched a lot of lives. 

I was intrigued when I saw “dark comedy about the absurdity of court life,” excited when I saw Olivia Colman, and FUCKING PSYCHED when I saw Yorgos Lanthimos’ name on it! I’ll be there opening day.

Please, Kat. This is the best thing to happen to your career as a perpetual runner-up. Placing second on American Idol behind a human easy listening station. Overshadowed by Megan Hilty on your own series.

oh fuck yes. this looks fun and twisted and i am HERE for it.

I am both registered to vote AND a little grossed out by their engagement ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

You have to be white.

Straight guy gets tossed out of gay bar and gets violent.

I’m so sorry for your loss, but that’s really amazing of you guys to start that foundation and it must be really fulfilling to see the journey of the child you helped. 

My friend has a collar patch with swastikas that his grandfather took off the body of an SS officer that he killed in 1945. That is the only acceptable reason to own Nazi memorabilia.

Maybe if Bezos would put his money where his supposedly progressive, philanthropic mouth is and treat his employees better, he’d get better enforcement of the so-called rules 🤔