Patrick Stewart is everybody's Space Dad.

We should all make business cards based on our families' battles and feuds with us. Mine would be:

Shoulder pads were the bane of my existence. I remember cutting them out of EVERY SINGLE THING I owned that had them because even in the 80's and early 90's I knew they were fucking stupid.

All of this Bey-Z drama has caused me to realize that I am way too invested in people whose music I don't care too much for, and whom I will never know personally.

I totally hate myself for still clicking on these articles, sigh.

I can barely make sense out of this bullshit anymore.

The worst part of this entire shitfest of an article is at the end, when the author bemoans just how oh-so-unbearably unimportant they'd feel if they weren't connected to a celebrity in some way. Like, how fucking weak must your sense of self be to feel that way? And are we seriously supposed to feel sorry for this…

So quit.

I've been talking to this guy from tinder for about 6 weeks now. We've taken a long time to meet because a. I'm trying to take it slow (this is my first venture into the dating world since I've been sober), and b. We don't live super close to each other. We talk pretty frequently, we talk about "real" stuff, and…

I just wanted to brag that I saw Hedwig and the Angry Inch with Neil Patrick Harris on Broadway yesterday.

The woman has four of your children, suffers a difficult pregnancy, and somehow not having enough sex warrants your infidelity? Because you're a grown adult and can't handle the ebbs and flows of LIFE, not just sex, you bail when things become "not fantastic"?

Man, what an asshole. I hate when cheaters try to blame their partners. No dude, YOU decided to cheat. No one made you and don't blame your wife and mother of your children. Scumbag.

Same here. I don't EVER want to stay at anyone's house again.

I wish I could stay at hotels when I visit my family.

See, "Abortion does not compute with my philosophy" would be just fine as long she understood that her personal philosophy has fuck all to do with whether or not a medical procedure should be legal, but I'm guessing that's not the case. I mean, hell, vaginoplasty and Botox don't "compute with my philosophy," but I'm…

I had a very early miscarriage (I didn't know I was pregnant until blood work for something else came back, and my dr did the pregnancy test since I was a day late...I had to go in anyway, so she figured just do it just in case). So I go back to the doctor having already started my period, and discover I had been…

Touching a lady > touching a Justin Bieber.

I don't have any experience myself, though I tend to agree with tryingtohelpok's thoughts. Your daughter is lucky you are there for her; I can't imagine how difficult this has been for you. I will also suggest that you could get in touch with a local women's organization or women's shelter yourself for further advice.…

Hi there. I don't have actual experience with this situation, but I wanted to say you sound like a great, supportive parent and I'm so sorry for what you, your daughter, and your grandchild are going through. I've heard it takes about seven tries before someone in an abusive relationship is finally out for good. I…