Went to a job fair today for teaching positions in my county. I found out about an AMAZING job that is perfect for me. Fingers, toes and everything crossed!

I wish I could take away the jobs held by the sexist, racist, religious, capitalist and neoliberal lawmakers that get paid millions of dollars to fucking destroy this country and its people.

"I think to have a regular job and be a mom … of course, there are challenges, but it's not like being on set."

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

I know a big part of the problem with Goop is the lack of self awareness, but I also read the constant "look at my perfect life" as a richer person's version of the facebook friends who post constantly about their soul mate, and you know their relationship must be a shit sandwich. If I could figure out the…

"I'm not here to be fair and make friends, I'm here to see dicks."

"I'm not here to be fair and make friends, I'm here to see dicks"

I get into the most pointless arguments with dudes about wanting to see male genitalia in media. Yes I do want to see it. Yes many women do. No, do not tell me I'm wrong about this, because in fact you are wrong. No, I don't care if you think penis != bewbs and merkin-masked pudenda. I'm not here to be fair and make…

I suppose if Kit Harington wants to get naked more, well, I'm not going to stop him.

I have worked with Gloria for years and just want to say for the record, Terry approached her at an event as asked for a photo and she said yes, because she ALWAYS says yes to photos (when she can). She had no idea who he is. Just so y'all know.

That's some weird shit.

Depends on the relationship. Some families mesh great. My dad was so close to my maternal grandmother (Grandma) that she sort of became his second mother (his mother died a few years after I was born). It was funny because whenever he and my mom had an argument, he'd go over to my Grandma's house to complain about my…

She calls me 9 times out of 10. His dad calls me on occasion, too. Not ever to just chat, though. Usually having to do with coordinating plans. We get together with them about every 2 months.

Huh? I only call my mother-in-law if I need something my husband can't ask about, like birthday or Christmas presents. She's a nice lady, but I can't see myself ever calling her just to chat.

Oy veigh. I actually talk to my boyfriend's mom pretty regularly, but she is a super nice lady and never makes me feel like my personal space in my relationship with her son is infringed upon.

My ex said "You're the only person I know who yells "SHIT" every time the phone rings."

One of my exes expected, nay demanded, it and we weren't even married. Forget it. I have enough trouble touching base with all the people in my life I want to.

Is that something you are supposed to do?

Every three months with my Dad. Estranged from my mother. So I don't call anyone, kinda sad, but poison must be kept at a distance.

I've yet to see a picture of that baby where she didn't appear to have serious qualms about the situation.