jenij
Jenij
jenij
Oct 16 2014
14

Also, she keeps complaining about all my makeup's "chemicals" and the pedantic part of me wants to shake her. Everything is made of chemicals, good or bad. That's just fucking science. Read more

Oct 16 2014
53

I can't say I'm even remotely surprised. One of my coworkers is currently hawking that Arbonne nonsense, and she keeps mom-scolding me for not using "all-natural" makeup. Normally, I wouldn't give a shit (a lot of my expensive-ish products are Too Faced or Urban Decay or BareMinerals, which are often vegan or Read more

Sep 22 2014
6

Plus, she has already won the next eight years worth of Oscars for playing them.

Sep 22 2014
64

Helena Bonham Carter plays the paintings. All of them. She's that good.

Sep 22 2014
28

YOU'VE NAILED IT. I fully support your efforts as a Tim Burton Truther.

Sep 22 2014
94

Are we really sure that neither Helena Bonham Carter nor Johnny Depp are in this? That could be Helena Bonham Carter playing Johnny Depp playing Amy Adams playing Margaret Keane.

Sep 19 2014
83

Martin Lawrence. It's so obvious, yet beautiful!

Sep 17 2014
42

I'm more inclined to believe Jennifer just loves the fuck out of The Twits. Read more

Sep 17 2014
276

I'm dying here

Sep 17 2014
1

I've been trying to sort that one out, too. But yes, BC as Darcy would be awesome!!!!

Sep 16 2014
1

I imagine Mr. Darcy's cutting comments would sound especially hilarious, given Benedict's voice. He's fantastic in Sherlock. I wonder who would be a good match for him as Elizabeth.

Sep 16 2014
118

Is it just me, or does John Travolta increasingly resemble a 1980's cartoon villain? He's like Gargamel with hair.