I can't say I'm even remotely surprised. One of my coworkers is currently hawking that Arbonne nonsense, and she keeps mom-scolding me for not using "all-natural" makeup. Normally, I wouldn't give a shit (a lot of my expensive-ish products are Too Faced or Urban Decay or BareMinerals, which are often vegan or… Read more
Plus, she has already won the next eight years worth of Oscars for playing them.
Helena Bonham Carter plays the paintings. All of them. She's that good.
YOU'VE NAILED IT. I fully support your efforts as a Tim Burton Truther.
Are we really sure that neither Helena Bonham Carter nor Johnny Depp are in this? That could be Helena Bonham Carter playing Johnny Depp playing Amy Adams playing Margaret Keane.
Martin Lawrence. It's so obvious, yet beautiful!
I'm dying here
I've been trying to sort that one out, too. But yes, BC as Darcy would be awesome!!!!
I imagine Mr. Darcy's cutting comments would sound especially hilarious, given Benedict's voice. He's fantastic in Sherlock. I wonder who would be a good match for him as Elizabeth.
Is it just me, or does John Travolta increasingly resemble a 1980's cartoon villain? He's like Gargamel with hair.