Very funny, but even though I know this is supposed to be comedic the only thing I can think is "there is no way you would get a job at a law firm wearing at outfit like that."

Lilly Allen shut the fuck up.

What's the man version of feminism?

You're acting like she's a heffer or something. They didn't take it to the other extreme.

I'll be happier when they go multi-cultural, but it's a good start.

"The fact is that God ..."

Janelle Monae gifs are the best gifs!

Wonderful! it's a hit here in the UK.

Cumberbomb!

and here she is

She says he's much more "together" now, so dollars to doughnuts he's worried about becoming old and boring, so he wants to break up her marriage to prove he's still got that old black magic.

Oh man, your situation sounds so similar to what happened with me and my kryponite guy, except you are right before the horrible mistake I made, so I have to help you NOT make that mistake. A kryptonite guy is so intoxicating exactly because you could never make it work, despite an obvious connection/chemistry. …

Thank you, accepted with gratitude, as has been all your advice! I will be making a call Monday.

$ will not be an issue, although MrBuckeye manages our finances (I make most of the money, but I'm kind of an idiot savant-money management is not my thing.) But I talked to him a bit tonight, without specifics, but that I was having trouble feeling content in my
life, which is my nature anyways, always looking for the…

1) Don't tell your husband, because nothing really happened and you will make sure that nothing happens. Nothing good - seriously nothing, nothing - would come out of you telling your husband this.

Thank you.

this guy is only telling you this bullshit for the sole purpose of fucking with your head. it will never happen. it's over. don't ever look back. he will ruin your life if you let him.

My husband nearly divorced me over my pining for another. He had divorce papers drawn up and wanted me to sign them. It was an absolute shock to my system and I then took a hard look at this guy I longed for AND myself. A guy who never really wanted me in the first place, who cheated repeatedly, who cared more about…

I don't understand what a "quicherobbery" is. In other news, apparently I am now ONE MILLION earth-years old?