That's a lie. You can TOTALLY spay dogs before the first heat, and many vets say you SHOULD. You can't do it too early but by 5-6 months of age, it's time.

She's adorable and I love her, even when she's veering into flaky hippie child territory. She's really incredibly beautiful, for real.

No ill will interpreted against our man BC. I just wanted to use those GIFs...

Seriously. I think the best advice I ever gave my kids was, "Don't have kids." It's brutal...the constant worry, the second-guessing...and the good part? Well, I just heard someone describe joy as "grief turned inside out", as in, this person that is making you so happy, so proud *right now*, as you feel those…

Her narrative is her narrative. It doesn't have to be most people's narrative.

I firmly believe that any and all product testing should be done by boys aged 8-14.
If it survives, it can last through ANYTHING.

My kids are still in grade school so resusable lunch bags are the norm. But "last more than a year" - HA! After a whole school year and one summer at camp, those poor bags should be burned to kill whatever super-strain of mold and bacteria has emerged from the spilled yogurt, crumb, ranch dressing, and carrot stick…

You should be able to keep a reusable lunch bag for years, and even if you want to continue to use plastic or paper bags, you can use any extra bags lying around the house.

Uncle George will fuck your shit up.

Happy to oblige!

You bork-borked your bork to another's bork too many borkyborks.

Love ok go!
Love matching bands! What more can you ask for?!
P.S. thank you for this, things have been tough around here too.

Aw yes, nothing like people who look for any possible reason to bitch and moan about topics they are criminally uninformed on...

Yeah...that got a tad excessive.

If I wanted to see 100 pictures of good ole "RiRi", I'd follow her on Instagram.

True to his band's name, the guy from Korn has a way of reappearing after you'd forgotten all about him.

Jessica is the BEST. Hiring her was an excellent decision and I'm glad she's finding success on the Daily Show with apt sociopolitical commentary and also thriving in other opportunities!

People always told me, be careful in the sun