“Who in the democratic party is brave enough to bring scat play to the Republicans’ door?”

“We want the infusion room to have more of a restaurant feel. Don’t bother with menus though, everyone will just order remission.”

No doctors! Never again! I promise to only do five or six more of these “Daddy’s Kisses” fanfics, ok?

guess it’s springtime for Hitler!

Well, it would be chometz if he actually rose, but he’s turning into the stale, flavorless cracker that the GOP absolutely loves.

You know who else liked to talk about Hitler? Hitler. Therefore, by the transitive property of Algebra, Republicans are Hitler. You can’t argue with it. It’s science.

Hey, they don’t call matzah “the bread of affliction” for nothin’. That’s why Jews remind ourselves in multiple holidays that we have be oppressed multiple times and it can happen again. And American Christians think they’re oppressed because someone at Starbucks says “Happy Holidays”.  

Do you remember when people used to say that 2016 was the worst year and that they could not wait for the 2017?

I bet these guys have had a Hitler boner for years, and it’s now finally ok to talk about it. Welcome to Trumpistan.

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

We really have become Animal Farm.

You forgot “globalist”, my personal fave.

You mean he’s a) “worse than a Democrat” or b) “has a New York sense of humour” or c) “Gets a free pass from Hollywood” (I mean he doesn’t but it’s a euphemism) or d) “Is really good with money” or e) “Doesn’t work on Saturdays” or f) “Eats babies on urine-soaked Christian altars under an inverted cross what do you…

DEMS: Oh God Kansas why bother.

Steve Bannon Is Not Having a Great Week

oh trust me I know. I live in a very diverse jurisdiction with plenty of Orthodox folks who don’t go near cross walk button on holy observances. Looked like a neutron bomb went off yesterday while I was out and about.

It’s the “his own people” that’s most telling. At a subconscious, gut-belief level, Spicer doesn’t consider Jewish Germans and Austrians to be Germans and Austrians, i.e. Hitler’s people. He considers them wholly Other in a way that is analogous to Hitler’s own Othering of Jews, gays, Communists, dissenters, etc.

I was watching live, and was convinced I must have had a stroke when I heard “Holocaust Centers”.

You know, like those slavery cruises!