There’s something profoundly wrong with anyone being able to get a lifetime appointment on a 51-50 vote.

THAT’s not the KUSH I was looking for...

He’s wearing a vest AND Wayfarers, how do you not take him seriously??

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Awww, adorable.

I know - I wonder how many people under the age of 40 realize how serious discrimination was say in the 1970s. Even late ‘80s growing up in NH, neighbors used to whisper about people who were (gasp)! divorced. These days I almost wonder if having to come out will disappear. I think gay folks should if they wish to,…

Make fun of me if you want, I love this kind man and his music. I’m glad he finally gets to enjoy being himself. Go Barry! Go Barry!

Also congrats on your wedding, boo.

That actually happens? I live in the Philly area and I have no clue as to why someone would think that is a good choice.

Ah, but are you are “real” born and bred New Yorker or a whiny transplant from Oberlin college out to make it in the big city? That makes a gigantic difference.

But what about the I-left-New-York-for-Philly-and-never-looked-back pieces. Those are always a gas.

Ramen...

*insert comment here about how we are supposed to feel sorry for his base*

Ok fair.

Go Eagles! Cheesesteaks! Will Smith! Bobby Clarke!

Thank you for doing due diligence. I was hoping that it would be a kinder conclusion, and am heartened for it.

Hmmmmm, this revenge sounds intriguing.

I would sit by you at a party. Birthday kid’s dad was probably so glad you came.