jemstephens
Jem Stephens
jemstephens

I would rather watch the first season of original Top Gear flipped upside down in a sepia tint, dubbed over in German with Hieroglyphics as subtitles, than ever watch another Top Gear USA episode.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the

Amazingly awesomely ridiculously tasty...Roscoe's Chicken 'n Waffles.

*ahem*

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You have the wrong Fujuwara on the header. You want, Bunta:

Jean Pierre Sarti, Ferrari driver in the film 'Grand Prix'. Tragically dies at Monza but he was a gentleman as well as a champion.

It has to be said...

Jason Statham, every movie he's been in.

maybe, because no one bought it?

brass I'd think they where made out of Osmium or Nibbler poop

But… I would so totally buy a Raptor Sasquach.

I remember when I was a kid and after I'd get sent to bed, I could always hear my Mom playing my electric football in her room. She must've scored a lot too, always screaming about the Lord and such. She never seemed to want to play me when I was awake though. Weird.

Looks like a knock off Mustang (Vapid Dominator) from GTA that came to life. Styling is a 67 Mustang fastback with different bumpers and lights, Terrible and at 250k is laughable.

It looks like somebody tried restoring a crash Mustang using whatever parts they had lying around... somewhere in the Ukraine. Thanks, but no thanks.

So you can turbo a C7 but you can't film in landscape?

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Solberg, I happy for you and all and Imma let you finish

YOU AH-BUYIN' AH PUHMA!

man people are just looking for SOME kind of excuse.