And ‘you’re complicit! Every body gets to be complicit!’

I found infanthood to be so disappointing and stressful, I thought I was going to be a terrible mom but after about 7 mo it started getting a lot easier and more fun and at 18 mo we’re having an amazing time. It’s challenging but she’s a person with opinions, personality and a sense of humor. Hang in there! I think…

There is literally no bar too low or straw that will break this camels back. I don’t understand but this appears to be out new reality.

This needs way more stars

Maybe this is why the universe hasn’t allowed for Gitmo to be closed....

I read that multiple times as heavy petting.

As I sit bundled in the urban Northeast, I’m not saying that money is why I’m not going to have a second kid, but there is a very very significant cost to a second child that I’m not sure I want to deal with (yes, my husband and I are fortunate enough we could afford it). With the cost of not working for 2-3 months,…

Some times when I need to feel good about the state of the world, I watch Kristen Bell’s interview with Ellen where they show her sloth video.

I went to the sloth sanctuary in CR. It was amazing

Besides the obvious problems with her, which are eye-rolling and cringe-inducing, the phrase SHE-E-O makes me want to stab someone. Its this kind of bullshit, pat cutesy women on their head for having a ‘lifestyle brand’, that serves to keep women out of industry. Why be the CEO of a VC company when you can have a…

I going to need a translator for that lawsuit tweet. It’s hysterical and makes no sense. A lobster attack! Someone is getting smacked with a frying pan! What cartoon am I watching?

For sure it’s better than white people being fake tanned, but much like how in Master of None, Aziz Anzari doesn’t want to do the ‘Indian accent’, it feels super lazy and offensive to say ‘eh, the brown people are interchangeable’ under the guise of ‘at least its work’.

How do people feel about the practice of casting ‘Brown people’ indiscriminately regardless of ethnicity? It seems like anyone tan becomes anything from Latin American to Indian to Middle Eastern.

All signs point to ‘this is a terrible move’ yet I’m oddly intrigued.

I barely ever go to the movies and definitely don’t see horror films but I’ll possibly watch Get Out when it’s on streaming or hbo because everyone says it’s great and Jordan Peele is great. Great things make people want to spend money. Why is this so complicated.

I can’t understand the idea that all of an X group doesn’t (or does) Y as a useful business model. I know it’s all about targeted marketing and making the most of that budget, but to not even test audience a range of demographics makes no sense.

Tapper’s Twitter feed is pretty great.

1) I’m not enjoying this ‘I’m wearing a dress....hahaha, it’s pants look’

What the fuck is that?!? Is this the chick who is on #teamharassment. Who is this? What is this? Why am I enraged?!?

Thanks!