How do you imbed tweets? It has literally never worked right for me.

Why the Disney letters?

Now it’s burned into my brain.

Obviously I’m not a professional athlete but I did work out most of pregnancy and I was STUNNED how long it took to get back my old strength. Growing a person f’s up your body.

Bad song. Good ad for whatever company wants to start selling those Robots.

I just went to 1st dibs to see what the most expensive rings were and for 2.2 mil, you could get this ring which I feel is comparable in gaudy but actually interesting to look at.

But those aren’t sparkly!

It looks like those plastic gag rings women wear for bachelorette parties.

Team Martha always

Martha Stewart was recently on Katie Couric’s podcast and made it suuuuuper clear that she hates Trump and they have beef from the Apprentice (IIRC he convinced her to come on as if it would be her show and then he took over).

Is there anyone who has worked in government who can comment on this? I thought it was already pretty common for certain types of jobs with high levels of security to ban personal cell phone use?

I just finished watching the third season of The Leftovers last night so I’m mentally going through all the characters and basically that was my way of weeding people out...young white character that isn’t Jen’s husband...oh that guy...what was his name again?

Carlson’s interview on Katie Couric’s podcast was enraging. I kept feeling like I should be impressed by her or that she’s supposed to be sympathetic but instead she just came off so anti-woman and so complicit in the system that allows creeps to flourish.

Is that who that guy was? He was a total tool-bag. He seems like the kind of person who would completely not understand why laughing about suicide isn’t ok.

Not to make light of the issue, but if you’ve ever seen any dance movie ever, this feels entirely unsurprising.

I keep forgetting Barron is exists until he’s commented on or is forced into a photo. I hope there’s a nanny watching out for him.

Over what period was that fluid accumulating? How did nobody notice?

I’m dying at the thought of him riding around the White House in a rascal. My husband is asleep next to me and I’m trying not to laugh so I don’t wake him up.

I am consistently amazed at how such rich people can dress that poorly. It’s not that fucking hard to get a tux to fit properly!

Tracie, I miss you! Come back!