1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

Says more that their co-stars are staying silent on this though it seems they’ve quit the show anyway.

Chewing gum is low class? Okay

One time I got 38 likes, 16 retweets and 7 comments. I was pretty stoked because i’m pathetic.

Someone once tried to tell me Lana del Ray was the 21st century Stevie Nicks. At that moment, I decided to never speak to her again.

The cocaine is a perfect aid to staying awake through a Lana Del Rey set.

I had always hoped it was the Queen.

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

I can honestly say I have never in my life ever spent one second of my life concerned about someone seeing my butthole during sex. It has never even entered into my mind.

Joseph Goebbles was Hitler’s propaganda minister.

Except she’s best friends with Kate The Wasp, another female comic who doesn’t do vulgar Amy Schumer type stuff. Except she’s a staunch supporter of a lot of important feminist causes. Except she is one to generally laugh at herself. Except her point about being smart with your comedy and not “like one of the boys” is…

I tend to go with don’t say things about people that you wouldnt say to their face. Makes it a lot easier (but people think your a jerk).

Are you trying to say your interest was piqued?

you leave kip out of this, he is a treasure and would do anything for LaFawnduh, as evidenced by this photo

I don’t find it beautiful. Katy was out there flopping by herself and looking petty and immature by talking up this dumb feud while Taylor, by staying quiet, looked mature and above it all. By escalating (and this is an escalation) she just reminded everyone of how petty she is. And I have a sneaking suspicion that…

Because blind people have a device that reads the description to them. This clearly looks like a screen cap from that.

I don’t know. I have had no problem with the Zanacks and the Clownopeen he sold me.

Shit, I do that with jokes that are well received too. “Were they laughing just to make me feel better?” “Did I laugh too long?” “Did I let the joke go on too long?” “Do they think I only made it to get attention?” “Was that one person who laughed a little less than the others offended?” “Were they really offended by…

Harder said than done for the anxiety wracked amongst us, but a good goal to work for. Another technique I’ve picked up over the years is to remind myself that people spend 99% of the time thinking of themselves and not thinking about a minor stupidity that an acquaintance said.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…