I hate lawns. I think lawns without grass look 100x better:

He should’ve used the driver.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

You’re the first one to mention her in this thread.

Take it anyway! If the thought of a hard-core staycation bums you out, may I recommend a Dudesday? It is inspired by The Big Lebowski and is a day where you hang out in your underwear, drinking White Russians and maybe going bowling. Exceptions can be made if you don’t like White Russians, or it’s Shabbos (because we…

Teachers wouldn’t be walking at graduation anyway.

I was raised very religious and it takes a long time to get over that kind of brainwashing. I don’t love the fact that she’s anti-choice… But maybe these events will make her realize the hypocrisy of pro-lifers. Once she has that kid… Ain’t none of them supporting her.

No doubt, and it was so full of cameos, the stars were essentially extras; it was the Highlights magazine “find the celebrities” of movies (Colfer and Kate Moss had actual roles). But after the blinding ageless  glamour of Joan, who was looking?

Care to explain how, because I honestly do not get what you’re saying?

Yes, but isn’t “the false claim” that she actively lied, rather than the core facts of the case (ie she is 32 and she is called Melanie Bonds)?

The defamation was “Rebel Wilson is lying about her age,” and not “Rebel Wilson is 33.”

Can confirm. Had two pairs of her heels and they were awesome (as awesome as heels go.) Good for her.

His wife even refuses to touch him

So long as the feeling is universal then you’re fine. You verge into jackassery if you expect it but don’t give it

You know that bras can work wonders, right?

I think she just gained a bit of weight, it happens. She looks great.

Rihanna could show up in a literal hefty bag and Jez/the internet would trip all over themselves to claim it’s haute couture. She looks like she’s going to the prom in 1995.

Saw Schumer perform a few months back (I think it’s the same set as The Leather Special) and she had a few anecdotes about how she *still* gets blackout drunk (her emphasis, not mine), wakes up and her amazingwonderfulmagical boyfriend isn’t speaking to her, so she has to beg him to tell her what she did and it is…

he wanted to marry her but she couldn’t commit and wore the ring around her neck and also she cheated on him with chris noth and he could never trust her again.

I hate people sometimes.