I am chinless and once looked up the surgery to see just how bad it could be- that shit is horrific.

B-I-N-G-O. I scrolled all the way through the comments to see if someone else said it before posting this myself. Women seek open relationships; men just cheat. An oversimplification sure, but I’d wager large sums that this is how it breaks out statistically.

Also, male ego gets in the way of most guys actually being ok with an open relationship. What they really mean is THEY want an open relationship, they want you to be the main girl who only wants them. I am strongly monogamous/traditional, and have had three ex’s suggest opening up the relationship. As soon as another…

The drop in interest, to me, has more to do with finding out that your male partner is also a child you have to take care of. Women do more “work” in relationships than some (not all!) men and that leads to strain. By work, I mean social relationships with other couples, house cleaning, child rearing, and so on.

Well, at least this is the best incentive yet to ditch my Diet Coke habit. I want nothing, no matter how trivial, in common with this psychotic train wreck.

I frikkin did!

People with addictions can have pretty extreme personalities. My grandpa is a lot like him. When he’s happy he’s the life of the party and super generous. When he’s down its awful.

She’s used to being ignored. Usually because instead of sitting down with the family for dinner Ted takes a can of soup off the soup wall and eats it shirtless by himself in a dark room. God forbid if she might be in the way of a can of cream of chicken.

Pro tip, everyone: Don’t fry in olive oil because it has too low a smoke point. Use peanut or canola oil to fry so you don’t stink up your apartment and set off the smoke detector.

I mean. Did you miss the W years?

R&B. Youtube, Google, Spotify, and Apple Music is your friend.

Uuuuugh at what point will we just adapt blanket binge drinking days without any historical/national ties? That seems like a better idea than co-opting a legitimate holiday as an excuse to hit up the bars. (This is what has happened with St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo in most places, no? It mostly seems like…

Yeah. Instead she’s dress shopping for another woman. If it works for them, whatever I guess, but it seems like Peter is calling the shots here.

Exactly. I mean, shouldn’t the person with the near-debilitating illness be getting help and support for said illness? But instead we’re supposed to worry about Peter?

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

Girl, you know he would buy you the world’s shittiest coral atoll surrounded by grouchy sharks and covered in old cigarette butts and empty beer bottles because it’s where the stoner junior high kids hang out.

Umm, when have men not ragged on women for their appearance? God, you’re such a shit poster.