SOOOO...what’s your address again?

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

Zero. Zero cocaines. Taking cocaine and then going to an event like this would be like smoking pot and taking some Valium before going to a death metal mosh pit.

Yes, this is exactly my takeaway as well. HGTV wasn’t signing Magnolia, a $10,000 “business”. They were signing Chip and Joanna Gaines. He bought his partners out to keep the name and the store Joanna was basically running. I can see how that might sting lifelong friends, but it doesn’t mean they legally or even…

I’m with Gaines here.

I would absolutely promote suspicious bullshit for $250k, esp if I got to delete it later. But no one is asking me :P

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

A bad opinion that is validated over and over again.

So......dudes who can’t figure how to have a relationship with a real woman need a fake woman to seem real? Wouldn’t the fake women turned real reject the real guy as well?

Thomas D. Homan. Thomas Dee Ho-man. Thomas The Human.

My favorite bit of that clip is the singer with bunny ears.

I, honestly, do not think the nude lip trend to be terrible. In fact, I love it.

The same thing as happens when you moisturize anyone’s hair: it depends on the hair. I’m a white girl and I need about a quarter bottle of conditioner, applied twice for as long as possible, then about a quarter cup of pure argan oil after it dries just to keep it a non-frizzy mess. Then I can go a week without…

What do you mean? I have dry curly white hair and I’ve been using Shea Moisture for years. It makes it so much more manageable.

Because all white women have stringy straight hair? Mine is very thick, very curly, to the point of being kinky certain days. If you want an answer to your question from this particular white woman (of swedish, german, and scottish descent), my hair will drink in whatever moisture i give it and thank me.

So as a white woman with very curly, dry hair, I’m relegated to Sauve even though hair care products marketed to black women give me a better result?

Well, I’m white and I have to moisturized my hair: coconut oil, Shea, whatever I can find in the “Ethnic Hair Section” (that shouldn’t have to be in a little, tiny space) because I don’t have “good hair.”

This strikes me as insane.  

Ugh I hate when people do shit like that. Maybe married men should stop philandering?

Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.