When I babysit friends babies, I tell them about world war II in what I like to call that baby calming voice. I’m a weirdo.

Ok- super props to the woman that said she loves sponcon and it tells her what to buy. Either she is a marketer for the blog, or the person I never though existed.

Drama club geeks often come late to Stonerville but once we get there we make ourselves at home.

Hey now, drama geeks like to get high too.

Huh I thought we were finally over being shitty to Anne Hathaway

That’s cool, none of us want to be near judgmental jerks either. Win-win.

I’m a woman who’s smoked weed for nearly 40 years now. I’m no exemplar of society, but I’m a college graduate, mother of two successful sons, civil servant of 20 years, happily married homeowner.

It’s still the best option for chronic pain.

Or get a seat belt harness and have nothing fly into anything.

They are Canadian, you need to recalibrate the ‘dar to assess the orientations of Canadians

I watched it the other day. WHY DOES EVERYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT SIZE. Like this one lady said her “must-haves” were lots of counter space and room for the kids to play. Do you not understand the concept of Tiny House? I’m so confused.

It does not look good to me. I mean, you can read that filling as chocolate mousse or as what my Mom calls “crisco icing”. After this report? I’m going with the Crisco Icing.

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

No one enjoy’s being around someone who is habitually negative.

Most negative people I know don’t see themselves as being negative. They believe themselves as realist or something of the sort. So I think the first step should be recognition. Without it, they don’t believe this is a problem.

I use Sensodyne mainly because it doesn’t have SLS in it and I read that could be a contributing factor as to why I get breakouts near my mouth. It seems to have made a difference so I’m sticking with it. I had to use Crest Pro-Health recently and it was gross.

Sensodyne all damn day you guys. Why do the other brands even exist? It makes your teeth hurt less, it tastes nice, it comes in multiple varieties (current: the whitening ‘repair’ formula, dentist recommended) and it’s PASTE, not goop.

Guys...guys you’re supposed to stand the toothpaste on the FLAT BOTTOM like it’s designed to be stored...the tension keeps the lid on...it’s not that hard.

I keep a bag of lollipops in the filing cabinet near where they have to be quiet. In the event that it wasn’t a drill or went on for a really long time, everyone is getting something stuck in their mouths. You have no idea how much I hate that I have a plan for that scenario.

Does she need another toe? I can get her a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get her a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.