Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.

When I babysit friends babies, I tell them about world war II in what I like to call that baby calming voice. I’m a weirdo.

Ok- super props to the woman that said she loves sponcon and it tells her what to buy. Either she is a marketer for the blog, or the person I never though existed.

Drama club geeks often come late to Stonerville but once we get there we make ourselves at home.

Hey now, drama geeks like to get high too.

Huh I thought we were finally over being shitty to Anne Hathaway

Trump stuffed his cabinet with Goldman Sachs execs, Big Oil execs, Telecom execs - all sorts of industry insiders. How the fuck can you possibly still be beating this drum?

That’s cool, none of us want to be near judgmental jerks either. Win-win.

I’m a woman who’s smoked weed for nearly 40 years now. I’m no exemplar of society, but I’m a college graduate, mother of two successful sons, civil servant of 20 years, happily married homeowner.

It’s still the best option for chronic pain.

Or get a seat belt harness and have nothing fly into anything.

Yes, Google Earth is designed to work with... Google Chrome.

...you caught that it was GOOGLE earth.....right?

They are Canadian, you need to recalibrate the ‘dar to assess the orientations of Canadians

I watched it the other day. WHY DOES EVERYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT SIZE. Like this one lady said her “must-haves” were lots of counter space and room for the kids to play. Do you not understand the concept of Tiny House? I’m so confused.

It does not look good to me. I mean, you can read that filling as chocolate mousse or as what my Mom calls “crisco icing”. After this report? I’m going with the Crisco Icing.

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

No one enjoy’s being around someone who is habitually negative.

Most negative people I know don’t see themselves as being negative. They believe themselves as realist or something of the sort. So I think the first step should be recognition. Without it, they don’t believe this is a problem.

I keep a bag of lollipops in the filing cabinet near where they have to be quiet. In the event that it wasn’t a drill or went on for a really long time, everyone is getting something stuck in their mouths. You have no idea how much I hate that I have a plan for that scenario.