Pfannkuchen, bitte.

Does she need another toe? I can get her a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get her a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.

Can’t. Baff tiem.

The entirety of her being was raised into building a brand around herself. Her only self worth is her brand and now it’s seemingly very publicly damaged. So of course she’s freaking instead of doing the smart thing and realzing where she went wrong and correcting her missteps. It’s how she was raised and understands…

at first blush, this seems like good news, omis, but how many miners were put out of work by this switch to solar?

I’m very bothered by eating contests in general. Some of us grew up knowing what hunger was. Others still do.

I feel like princesses is a weird ass hill to die on, too. Save that battle for vegetables, or dating boys with goatees.

Trying to deny your kid a thing is the best way to guarantee that they want nothing but that thing.

More $$ shoes let you repair instead of replace them. I have a mid-range pair of heels ($90ish) I’ve had repaired/reheeled 6 times over 15 years and they’re still going strong!

These pictures tell me that one of these guys at some point learned the more flattering way to position your head when you’re having your picture taken. And he never explained it to the other guy because it allows the audience to unconsciously assign him the role of the more attractive twin. He’s a terrible brother.

You are so brave name-dropping with all that detail. lol

She’s trying to redefine words to mean something different because that’s what fascists do.

“I don’t know what it means to be complicit”

I feel like Russell Brand’s thoughts on Katy Perry are fine? They aren’t married anymore. Sounds like he doesn’t specifically follow her career, but he bears her no ill will. That sounds pretty healthy for a divorced couple.

Glam-ma. Clearly.

You’d be surprised how many fecal particles are all over the place, even if you think you’ve cleaned yourself.

Not very compassionate :( she is a mess and I don’t know why people STILL make sex tapes or take nude photos because inevitably this shit happens, but I still feel bad for her and I am glad she is not silent and letting them bully her into being blackmailed.

What up, ED sufferers/recoverers! Eat regular meals based on the plan set by your nutritionist/therapist/support team. Remember that is this is the internet, not your doctor’s office.

Nope. Putting products on shelves is stocking.